The Evening Kiwi

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Jennifer Lawrence playing ping pong.

awesome

05/27/12

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05/24/12

Aaron, you little derp.

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05/21/12

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05/21/12

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neil-gaiman:

Actually I suspect you can skip the first 8 if you just do the last one.

Yeah, seriously. I don’t fancy myself a great novelist, but perhaps it is because I don’t have a neglected spouse or a loyal pet.

But just for the record:

Childhood trauma: Limited.
Miserable job: Yes, but who hasn’t had at least one of those?
Moment of Self-Discovery: Not that I recall.
Episode of debauchery: I’m only allowed one?!
Pathologic ambition: Check.
Loyal pet: Nope.
Neglected spouse: I hope not.
Personal demons: Well, sure, but again, who doesn’t?
Years of boring hard work: Yes, although as years of boring hard work go, it beats, like, silver mining. And finance.

05/14/12

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05/14/12

millenniumfalcor:

Doctor Pepper’s Double Hearts Club Band

by Ray Friesen

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05/6/12

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Under the Booty

“Ms. New Booty” vs. “Under the Sea”

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WHAT THE FUCK

well, i think i died.

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05/6/12